Disco Twist – Where the only thing spinning faster than the platform is your dignity!

“Disco Twist– Where Gravity Takes a Coffee Break and Your Dance Moves Get a Reality Check!”

Step onto the grooviest ride in the park—a spinning, bouncing dance floor that’s 1% disco, 99% “why am I sliding into strangers?”

Perfect For:
🕺 Wannabe John Travoltas (confidence required, skills optional)
😵 Fans of Controlled Chaos (aka “help, I’ve lost my kids to the spin cycle!”)

How It Works:
1. Pick a spot (pro tip: the center is for “viewing,” the edges are for “adventurous souls”)
2. Hold on tight as the floor *mysteriously* becomes your dance partner
3. Discover muscles you didn’t know you had (hello, core workout!)

Warning: May cause:
• Unplanned hugs with random riders
• Flashbacks to your aunt’s 70s wedding playlist
• At least one person yelling *”IS THIS WHAT TREADMILLS FEEL LIKE?!”*

“It’s not a dance floor—it’s a ‘trust fall’ with physics!”