Ocean Coaster – Where the only thing getting eaten is your pride when you scream at a plastic shark!

“Ocean Coaster – The Only Place Where a Shark Bite Means You Get to Keep All Your Limbs!”

Hop on this sea-themed thrill ride where:
– The track is your ocean
– The speed is your current
– And that giant shark head? Just a *very* convincing plastic snack stop

Why Families Love It:
🐟 For Kids: The joy of pretending to be shark food (while being 100% safe)
🦈 For Parents: That priceless photo of Junior’s “OH CRAB!” face
🌊 For Everyone: Bragging rights that you “survived the jaws of death”

Warning:
• May cause sudden shark obsession
• Guaranteed to produce the world’s dorkiest “escape poses”
• 99% chance your kid will ask to ride again immediately

“Part rollercoaster, part marine biology lesson (we’ll let you decide which part is which)!”