Lazy River Adventure – The only workout you’ll get is your cheeks from smiling!

**”Ocean Drift – The Laziest Adventure at Sea (Where Even the Fish Swim Faster Than You)!”**

Climb aboard our “speedy” river cruise where:
– The current does **all the work** (your only job: don’t drop your snacks)
– You’ll spot **exotic wildlife** (like that one determined duck following you for fries)
– It’s **100% sweat-free** – unless you panic-row with your hands (we’ve all been there)

**Warning:** May cause:
• Sudden napping urges (blame the gentle rocking)
• Children to demand to “drive” (bless their hopeful hearts)
• At least one person to sing *”Row Your Boat”* off-key

**”It’s not a thrill ride—it’s a ‘floating couch’ with better views!”**